Fat Free Milk

The Cupboard Under The Stairs... I have a lot of things to write about, but considering that I'm having to use toothpicks to k...

Bruce Campbell... I guess I'm going to write this before I smoke a cigarette. Yes, I do smoke the vile things, and I always have,...

Chilly Willy... Yes, I am typing naked. Now, where'd my hat go?

Karate Chops... Are beautiful. Anyway, I saw Elvis the other night. At a bar in Garden Grove. Right when I arrived, he walked into the...

Only Because I let The Night Slip Through My Fingers Like Mustard... I can't write about the three things that I wanted to tonight...

Don Rickles... A friend of mine is dating a girl who reads my site. They are both normal and happy. Really. Yowzers, huh? She asked hi...

Show Of Hands, Kidney-Gardners... And what did you do last night, anyway? All that I'll tell you is that somebody stole my beer...

My friend Mark, Snuck Into My Site And Posted On It. This Is After Helping Him And Twenty Other Idiot Friends At The Bar Tonight. Actually...

Madonna Kissing Britney Spears... TheBookoftheDeadAfterallthedeedsaredone AnddownGoesthesunItsonlythendoIrealize Thatallunfinishedbu...

Five Dollar Boom Boom... My mom's from Vietnam. Yup, I'm first-generation-born-somewhere-other-than-that-place-guy. My older b...