Fat Free Milk

Madonna Kissing Britney Spears... TheBookoftheDeadAfterallthedeedsaredone AnddownGoesthesunItsonlythendoIrealize Thatallunfinishedbu...

Five Dollar Boom Boom... My mom's from Vietnam. Yup, I'm first-generation-born-somewhere-other-than-that-place-guy. My older b...

Ya' Flea Bittin' Varmit!... Watching Bugs Bunny cartoons. Wondering why Yosemite Sam was always such a dick. Bugs Bunny cou...

Roller City... How come I'm not winding down with a movie and eating that pizza in the fridge? Why am I not getting some much-need...

I Hear Pat Benetar... It's getting harder and harder to finish books. It's getting harder to write important stuff. Maybe ...

This Is What I Sang All Night... We Like The Moon .

Give Me The Crotch, Piggy... After a night of poker playing. Poker-NOT-playing, I should say. After a night of poker playing, more sle...

Wanna Bet? That I suck at poker? Really? You win.

Social Roulette... You ever have one of those days or nights where everything that everybody says is wrong? Or have you ever felt so...

Title... I drove by a horrible car accident in front of the local college today. Traffic was reduced to a crawl as a team of cops dire...