Fat Free Milk

I'd Go To The Gunshop First And The Liquor Store Second... Saw 28 Days Later . Damn, see the movie. Don't listen to anybody e...

Scuttle... Dude , Buddy Hackett died?... Yeah, I'm a fan of The Little Mermaid too.

Please Hammer, Don't Hurt Em'... Oh man, it's gonna be one of those days, isn't it? If things already start suckin...

Where Do You Think You're Going, Captain Solo?... Damn. Even if I'm dead tired. I can't leave a gibberish message like...

Stephen. Jack Stephen... Falling asleep at keyboard...must go sleep. Me talk to you, tomorrow. Today. I am Kevynn's lack of...

Henry David Thoreau Was A Pussy... Yeah, part of my birthday thingy / extravaganza is I'm going away for the weekend. Where am I g...

If Your Beers Are Too Warm, It's Time To Get Air Conditioning...Or To Drink Them Faster... Wow. Apparently, I was added to the lin...

Go Shawdy, It's My Berfday... maybe he’ll feel a sharp needle ping in his crotch right at the accurate moment of conception or ej...

Demi Moore Thinks That Men Who Don't Use Spell check Are Sexy... It's always nice to get called in to work when you have the d...

Some Things... Don't be a dummy. Remember to remember to pay for your drinks. I don't wanna have to chase after you, because ...