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Quatro Ojos... If you could get rid of one grooming habit what would it be? I don't really have an answer, I just thought of it wh...

Looking For A Good Home... I am placing myself up for adoption. If you are interested, please tell me what you have to offer. All p...

Whatcanigetcha?... I bartend on Sunday nights now. I've done it before, but always in the day. I had a guy fall off of his barstoo...

Confession Can Be Quick... I used to hump my bedpost when I was a kid. I also used to hump the basketball pole in the front yard. ...

Question Club... Ask me a question as hard as you can. . . . . . . . . . . . .

Stick Em' Up, Bugsy... When I was young, I used to get in trouble a lot. I'd do wacky crap for no reason. Tear my clothes off...

Doris The Thinkasauras... You know, it's pretty sad when you have to go brush your teeth for inspiration. Anyway, I was thinking...

Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs... Pretty anticlimactic arrival at work. It was slow and I was out of there early. It was frustra...

Here We Are...Face To Face...A Couple Of Silver Spoons... When I was younger. I used to lie in bed and picture things that I wanted so...

Vacancy... Ack. Going back to work tomorrow, Hmmm...I don't know how I feel about this. It's good because being hobbled at hom...