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Highlight Of The Day... Riding one of those electric shopping carts for old people at Target. Actually, it wasn't that fun. It ma...

The Xerox Machine Is Out Of Paper... Well, considering that I can't finish anything that I've been writing, I'll just post...

Honda... I swear that this town is being overrun by fucking retards in rice-burners. You know what those are - the noisy ass, lowered,...

War Blogs... What's up with our recent fixation on barbecues. huh? Now all of the paper towels are gone. Got all worked up Friday ...

Sperm... If I were a father, I would not be watching Howard Stern on E. The entertainment network, not the drug, thank you. My ankle ...

Short Order Cook... Man, do you remember that one freak that answered the "roommate wanted" ad that you posted up at the loc...

What The Hell... audblog audio post

Dear God(s)... I'm sorry for whatever I did to deserve this horrible feeling in my belly. I'm a recipient of poo karma today. ...

Assignment For The Day... To call someone "Bubba". Thank you...

My Xanadu... No particular reason, but if I lived in Australia, I'd save all of my money and buy the whole damn island. Got that r...