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Hey!... I'm naked. How do I look?

Before I Write This, I Need To Smoke... Obssesive Compulsive Disorder and eating habits when combined are always fun. Somebody at work...

What Does This Say About Me?... I like this . I hope it never goes away. God, the animation is horrible, but it's sweet isn't ...

Now Hiring... I am lacking a gay friend in my life. (No, I'm not looking for a gay partner , smart-ass.) And my friend, Chris does...

Everyone Hates A Clown, So Why Don't You, Bitch?... There's two ways that you can go with clowns: They either scare the crap ...

Richard Gere = Hamster... You mention them both in one post, and you're sure to get a hit sometime during the day. Yup.

You Don't Know Me, Fool...You Disown Me... Cool . As I was waiting at a light and listening to the bad reception on my broken car ...

I Hope The Dodgers Win Today... Okay, let's get all of this football shite over with. The only reason I'm excited about today ...

Typed last night by Tom... specially priced. . . formatted to fit your television....straight from our minds to your rods and cones, f...

Getting Drunk Tonight?... Why, yes I am. Thank you.