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Who Changes Baby New Years Diapers?... This year I managed not to get mauled by a pack of wild dogs. That's good. I rarely kicked...

I have something(s) to tell you... I curse IKEA for what it does to my girlfriend. Please cry me a river. I can't get that stup...

How's It Feel, Bitch?... Huh? Nose back to the grindstone yet? Need some coffee? That fat whore from QA is still wearing her per...

Why Is It Always Cats And Dogs?... Tom's always chasing Jerry. Itchy and Scratchy. Not Ren and Stimpy. Rex chased Heathcliff. ...

His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on...

Choose Your Sides Carefully... It's better to drink at a bar than to be the bartender behind it. I'm tired. good morning...

Horrible Crap Part 1... The Never Ending Story . I know you all like it - especially you girls - but I could never stand that f...

Angels Are Just Fat Ass Babies With Wings... So if you took away everybody's cars and gave them a Colobus monkey, Rhesus monkey,...

Santa Hates Santana, But Likes Satan... Nice, but I'm glad it's over. After all of the stupid New Year crap is done, then ...

To Justin Timberlake... Merry Christmas.