“If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration, but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”

You take the good, you take the bad -

The facts of life.

WWHPD?

I know that I'm getting older because my chest is starting to look like the "Sorting Hat" from Harry Potter.

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“If we take eternity to mean not infinite temporal duration, but timelessness, then eternal life belongs to those who live in the present.”

Meat Department of the Treasury

I'm writing this instead of sending a resume.

THIS.

Today is the greatest...

I bought a ceramic goat head, I got my eyes checked. I don't have Fat Free Milk 2002 eyes anymore - but I'm good. I'm good. Kind of. I'm listening to Peaches right now. She doesn't like window panes. I'm watching a movie that I first watched in 1986. Doc Background is performing experiments in the Brown - I bought toys for my friend's kids today, I had a crappy Ceaser salad tonight but an excellent meat and cheese plate. I can't stop my right leg from moving right now and pretty much all of the time. I have too much energy. I was ADD and ADHD before you were in your C and the RI and the B.  I'm realizing that I should've been George McFly for Halloween this year instead of BatDad. I'm listening to Concrete Blonde. Now, I'm listening to a song from Sinatra and Dinah Shore.

How are you?

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I see this every day
every night
this very moment
in the mirror
like slow-motion-Keanu/Neo Matrix moments
face-fucking every Ramones, Atari Teenage Riot and Slayer song at hummingbird speeds

Dying
Living
Trying

I'll see you in the milking of a cow...