Wednesday, April 05, 2006

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I can never fall asleep when I want to
I sometimes fall asleep by accident and then end up staying up even later than I would've normally
I miss my dead cat more than I miss my early twenties
I spend more time reading about comic books online than reading them in real life
Today, I understand more, which means that I speak in public less
In 2006, so far, I groan 3/4ths of the time when I have to bend and grab something
In 206, I groaned a lot less
I am drinking a Bud Light and a Vodka/Redbull/Pomegranete
I am the best bartender ever
I hate bartending
In the twenty years that my work has existed, they've never made as much money or had as many young, crazy fuckers as they do on my Sunday nights
I make beautiful things happen for everybody else, but all of the beauty that I get ends up drowning inside my own head
I'm glad to be alive and still here
It's 2:05 and I finally feel awake
Taxes are like Herpes but don't involve a pretty face
The Arcade Fire reminds me of me living in my first three apartments - this is a wonderful, fucking horrible thing because who wants to be reminded of how amazing it was to be so energetic, Naive and completely fucked-up?
My girlfriend is asleep right now all wrapped up in blankets on the living room floor, she made me watch a horrible movie, she earlier was organizing a bunch of closet stuff and was transferring a box of pictures to a new and smaller box - this didn't necessarily make me feel any way in particular - this just made me not want to look through or talk about the pictures
Sometimes I sway in front of the keyboard
I very rarely write anything worthy of the imagery that this projects
one should attribute these things to Carl Orff, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ray Charles, Bill Gates, Hitler, Jack Kirby, Jesse and Gary Owens, Chris Ansari, Adam Langlois, David Hamamotto, Lee Adama and Tom from MYSPACE
Last night I saw groups of cars threatening to shoot each other in the park across the street from my house, and tonight I watched rain fall in the same place
Right now
I'm exactly where you are today...
thinking
these
thoughts

12 comments:

Boz said...

Tom is a douche.

Fat Free Milk said...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6618696312&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

bid, suckas...does this work?

Fat Free Milk said...

ViewItem&rd=1&item=6618696312&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT

Fat Free Milk said...

doesn't work. go to ebay and my name is fatfreemilk75. i am selling nerd potions.

Boz said...

$4.75 s&h for a dvd of Crash, and it's not even the Crash with the kinky car wreck sex scenes!
Outrageous!!!

Anonymous said...

Oh. Hmmm...is that a lot?

Boz said...

To me it is, kind of.
You deserve to make a buck off of shipping and handling, because that is where the handling part comes in, but yesterday I sent a package by Media Mail that included ten music CDs, 3 VHS tapes, a book, and bunch of non media mail stuff and it only cost me $3.50.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but media mali takes a million years to get to you - but, anyway, I lowered the shipping and will package it in cat hair.

Boz said...

You've learned your lesson well grasshopper.

eating-onyx said...

wow

Grampa said...

One day the rest of the world is going to wake up and realize that Joe Stalin was a fuck'n genius.

Lisa said...

I love riding the rapids of your river of thoughts...