Tuesday, April 11, 2006

JLA Boom Tube...



Today I'd been feeling a little bit under the weather so after getting home from work I bought a bag of oranges and a 3 month-old South Korean baby. So far, I've finished two of the oranges and am almost completely done drinking the blood of the baby.

This, combined with my uncanny recuperative powers, should put me in tip-top shape by tomorrow morning.

11 comments:

Grampa said...

Feeding on the blood of the innocent always works for me.

Save me that baby's liver. Mine's hurtin' pretty bad and I may need a new one soon.

Fat Free Milk said...

And guess what? I AM in fine-fucking form. I am giddy because a playwright/friend that I know did not include my Brokeback Mountain In A BAr contribution to his Don Juan play and Also mentioned me by name in his play as the late, founding father of a horrible, drunken poetry group. Fucking AA awesome.

Boz said...

I'm not really sure what you just said, but I am happy for you nonetheless.

Fat Free Milk said...

http://www.fermentedbeers.com

Anonymous said...

i used to have a bro somewhere out there in the universe, ho hum

meng

kev said...

I was going to call you last night, but thought that it might be too late, brobro

Lisa said...

I was dozing off this afternoon (post easter egg hunt chocolate induced nap, you know how it is) and I was thinking about what advice to give to a new blogger, which led me to musing over my early days of blogging, which inevitably led me to thinking of Pierce, and how I saw on his list "Milk for skinnies", I swear to GOD, that's what wafted through my soggy head!!! It woke me up, it was so funny. So, fuck you.

Chocolate cures all ills. Trust me.

k said...

Was Milk for skinnies me?

Lisa said...

yes, dummy.

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k said...

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