I am Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys typing about bananas.
My fingers are Santa's little helpers.
My hope is a sporadic rainfall - yet a torrential downpour in all creative environments.
I am Theseus, unspooling golden yarn.
Sisyphus, sweating uphill.
Bukowski,
scribbling away
in rooming houses.
A river always flowing.
I am the nightmare of stagnancy and a God of Imagination.
I think it's because when you die, your hair falls out. But only on your cheeks/chin/upper lip area. Either that, OR!!! OR!! Facial hair is the key to evading Zombie-hood!! That's it! That's it!!!!!! Grow a beard, boy, hurry!
Also, there is a real estate agent named Kevin Malone here. I keep meaning to take a picture of his billboard/sign thingy for you, but I'm not a very good person/friend/painter/singer/liar/dancer/slasher... so I haven't.
Blogger better get your archives back to you whole and complete. My husband thought they would still have them, and google is one of his customers, so he should know. har. But really. They better fucking have them, and they better fucking appreciate a long-time user like yourself. "User" ...sounds so druggerific.
No, Boz fixed them. It only cost me, like a hundred bucks. Everybody send me money now. No, he didn't charge me anything. I have to thank everybody for their help later. I have to drink now.
I think it's because when you die, your hair falls out. But only on your cheeks/chin/upper lip area. Either that, OR!!! OR!! Facial hair is the key to evading Zombie-hood!! That's it! That's it!!!!!! Grow a beard, boy, hurry!
ReplyDeleteAlso, there is a real estate agent named Kevin Malone here. I keep meaning to take a picture of his billboard/sign thingy for you, but I'm not a very good person/friend/painter/singer/liar/dancer/slasher... so I haven't.
Blogger better get your archives back to you whole and complete. My husband thought they would still have them, and google is one of his customers, so he should know. har. But really. They better fucking have them, and they better fucking appreciate a long-time user like yourself. "User" ...sounds so druggerific.
Oh, also: I like the new template, but...I also can't look at it without wanting to cry for your lost archives. Cursed template!
ReplyDeleteNo, Boz fixed them. It only cost me, like a hundred bucks. Everybody send me money now. No, he didn't charge me anything. I have to thank everybody for their help later. I have to drink now.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you would have paid me?
ReplyDeleteYeah. In Rupies, Rubles and in chocolate coins.
ReplyDeleteOh, glory be his name!!! I do still pray to Boz, even though we've drifted apart...And this proves that I'm not crazy. Well...
ReplyDeleteI feel like doing the happy dance for you, but I can't remember all the moves. I'll just flash my computer, and call it good.