Wednesday, December 15, 2004
Nigella's Kind Of Big...But Sexy...
Best way to decorate for my girlfriend's berfday extravaganza this weekend - and considering that she's like, the best decorator and party planner EVER? Best way is to buy a crap load of the cheesiest and most NON-thematic party store poo ever. AND anything printed in a foreign language makes this even better.
Oh. And I've recruited help. Girl help. I will be drinking and trying to look like I'm in charge.
My version of decorating is...last time that we had people over, I passed out decks of cards to everybody and we spent the next hour throwing them at each other.
This is why I need a decorating show on tv. Right fucking now.